Stop the Cips!

If we recall the last time a democratic process elected an idiot, the Bush Administration, we know that the results could be devastating. The Cips aren't just dumb; They're Michael Scott dumb. That is, the oblivious and annoying idiot that is always around.

Let me put this frankly: Outside of maybe 4 or 5 people. The Cips don't give a fuck about you. Oh yeah, they'll talk to you cuz they're so great and all but masked behind those actions is a motive. Yes the Cips' thirst for power is one even greater than their thirst for jizz.

Not unlike George Bush, the Cips are like puppets to a group of people who primarily run Schulich. We've seen year after year, the outgoing council will have already penned in next year's council during one of their private meetings. I'd have no problem with this but penning in a total moron is like only letting chris borg go to a strip club. A total waste!

You know who I'm voting for? Abstain. The quality of the candidates is such shit that I cannot vote for them. If this is one of the best business schools in the world, why are our student representatives so weak? Let's abstain this whole thing and start again with some real candidates.

Also, i want to try something out. Every time a candidate comes and bothers you trying to campaign to you in the marketplace, tell that guy to "schulick my balls".

Win a chance to party with Duncan Yang!

You're invited to Duncan Yang's Asian Glow Jam!

Good god. That guy's face is redder than Kelvin Ng's asshole. So Duncan's a fourth year and everyone would definitely love to celebrate with him right?

Here's some posts:
"i have to go to another birthday!" (why the exclamation mark?)
"work='(" (only asians cry like that)
"i think i'm home the whole time...but thanx!" -- i like this. translation: "i'm not doing anything, but i still don't won't to go to your birthday party"
Even Azim Panju is bailing on Duncan for a finance competition at Mcgill. There's probably hotter girls there.

I predict 5 guys, 1 girl, and 1 Jamesious will show up. Actually, the fact that Apex is having their night event at the same time and place means that only 1 guy, 1 girl and 1 jamesious, which makes for some weird sexual tension all night.

If anyone has any complaints, please call the dumb fuck hotline: 416-399-6720

**Note any one who "wins" this chance to party with Duncan Yang is actually a loser and thus paradoxically sucks dick.

I give this 4 Tang throwups out of 5