Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Shit Runners United

"Well, if it's got a photoshopped logo, then it must be legit!"
-- Schulich students
** Note: Man U are bigger pussies than accountants.

Finally, Schulich has been blessed with a running club. I can't believe Cip pulled this one off. How the hell did he get admin approval for this? Or the funding...you know those safety reflective tapes aren't cheap. Unless your name is Ali Badruddin, you of course are not oblivious to sarcasm. But I gotta say, I like Jonathan's political style. Suck dick, do nothing. Oh wait, did I say I liked that? I mean I tried it. Moving on...

Since everyone in Schulich (except one "special" case) can run, this is just as useful as the Schulich Eating Club. That is, a club where Schulichers eat and not a club where people eat Schulich (sorry Key). How about Loser Virgins United? Fuck, OMIS already did that.

How about an Ugly Asian Girl Association? All the white guys would definitely join!

16 comments:

  1. Monty do you have an email or a contact button or something?

    ReplyDelete
  2. I died of laughter.

    ReplyDelete
  3. a contact button or an email would be great

    ReplyDelete
  4. can u make a post about all the frigging committees at schulich? i think they have a committee for every frigging ubc role, except for finance and prez, they even have an athletics committee wtf..

    ReplyDelete
  5. Formal Committee
    Strategy Committee
    Frosh Committee
    Case Comp Committee
    Sponsorship/External Committee
    IT Committee
    Internal Committee
    Marketing Committee
    Athletics Committee
    2nd year Committee
    1st year Committee
    iBBA Committee.
    WTF?

    ReplyDelete
  6. LOLOLOL SO TRUE!

    ReplyDelete
  7. There is no 2nd Year or iBBA Committee

    ReplyDelete
  8. make a post about how big of a poser Mike Fu is. Did anyone read that crappy-ass speech he wrote in the insider today?

    Cant believe this guy is our president...

    Also. the fag above clearly is some UBC apologist.

    ReplyDelete
  9. ofcourse there is a 2nd year and an ibba committee. i bet there's a committee for recruiting other committees

    ReplyDelete
  10. Hi hollowweeds. :)

    ReplyDelete
  11. anyone tired of hearing this pussy rant? check out my blog:

    al.blospot.com

    Al.

    ReplyDelete
  12. al your blog doesn't work

    ReplyDelete
  13. i have no blog u dipshit.

    Al

    ReplyDelete
  14. al you're not cool

    ReplyDelete
  15. LMAO. good one al. i actually fell for it too

    ReplyDelete

What the fuck do you want?

Groupies