Tuesday, June 2, 2009

"The killer woke before dawn"

So if you guys don't get that reference its cuz you're listening to too much T.I. and anyone who likes T.I is a poser.

Case in point:











So I started this blog with the intent of pointing out the absurdity of Schulich. It was supposed to be more Harper's with swearing but eventually turned into Maddox with less swearing.

Its funny cuz I always thought that Schulich needed a tabloid. Of course I would never read it but I could always exploit the fact that Schulichers really have no life and would read it. The problem was, I frankly could care less about that menial shit while I was asked to serve a group of readers that wanted more filth. You love hating the Cips. You love hating UBC. And most of all, you love hating other people.

Its human nature. After all, those people are successful and you're not. Why do you think we like seeing Tom Cruise go apeshit on Oprah. You want to bring them down to your level.

I am aware of my holier-than-thou tone and let me be frank, I do not feel that way. Nor am I a member of the UBC as you fuckheads have been hypothesizing. I'm just another Schulicher like you anonymouses out there that is seeing something wrong with our school.

Why is there this divide? Why do most of you know who Mike Ng is but have never hung out and talked to him? I don't have the answer but I do know there is a problem. You all probably have your own cliques that you only hang out with at Schulich, rarely venturing out of that safety zone. Every day I got to Schulich and see a douche/bitch shield around everyone. I know you've got shit to do and you're stressed cuz there's too many asians fucking up your bellcurve, but we're all going through the same shit. Sometimes, I wish we could all be first years again (except for the current first years, I wish they went to Ivey). Yeah OMIS is gay but at least they are friendly to people. They're trying to create some good in our community and that's more than all of the bloggers and anonymous commenters of this world are doing combined.

Let me end by saying I never meant anything hateful in any of my posts. Just like tabloids, I should write "for entertainment purposes only" as a disclaimer and also because I can lie and say that Praveen is an alien from outer space. You all got into Schulich for a reason so I know deep inside there that there's a brain and a heart, except Nic, I fucking hate that guy.

Forget trying to be cool and have some fun.

"Doing a blue rock
Cmon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill"

31 comments:

  1. so wait, now you are telling me you only hate the cipps cuz they are successful? i thot you saw thru their fakeness, i m confused sir

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  2. Monty, making fun of people is not the way to write for entertainment purposes. Legitimate reasons for hating someone are one thing, but throwing insults for no reason whatsoever is completely uncalled for. You gained minor notoriety by making people hypothesize about who you are. We get it, we will never find out. I know you are a 21 year old male, but that is about as close as I will ever come.

    Let me clarify by saying that I hate Schulich. I've been saying I hated Schulich since before it was fucking fashionable to hate Schulich. I hate the fucking cliques and the stupid drama. I hate how Ena's group didn't go to the boat cruise because Minhaj was one of the organizers. Just like you, Monty, I want to know: what the fuck is wrong with you people?

    I hate the fact that most people are commuters and don't care about making friends with people like me. I hate the fact that when I walk through the marketplace, people stare. And it's obvious too. What, you've never seen a human being like me before, asshole?

    I hate Schulich and everything it stands for. I hate this elitist piece of shit school. I hate how we pride ourselves on "internationalism" and "multiculturalism," while not understanding that multiculturalism is a UNIFIED culture composed of many others; not a bunch of different cultures existing beside but separate from each other. Maybe I'm just pissed off at this whole fucking institution.

    I hate the fact that, aside from my friends, talking to people at Schulich gives me a terrible, awkward feeling. Like a tightening in my chest, but worse. I can literally feel a part of me dying every time I step into a classroom at Schulich. Like it's sucking my fucking soul away. Every day I can't help but feel that I lose my individuality a little more and turn a little more into a mindless Schulich drone.

    But the difference between you and I, Monty, is that I am not a malicious individual. I care about other people. I would go to great lengths to ensure that a good friend does not endure any unpleasant emotion of my doing or otherwise. I concern myself with things that concern me and I never speak ill of another person with venomous intent. I believe that you have a valid point, Monty. Hell, I am certain you and I would jive on a lot. But the way you have gone about it is absolutely deplorable.

    You've made your point, Monty; now it's time to let it go.

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  3. Monty:

    I want to speak to you. E-mail me at smalibadruddin@hotmail.com. Use a fake email ID if you need to.

    Ali

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  4. Great now even Monty's lost his balls. Did you go join OMIS or something asshat?

    Go back to being funny.

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    ReplyDelete
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    ReplyDelete
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    I work nurse in city hospital. I love sports, at leisure I play in volleyball. I like to walk with girlfriends. I love animals. I had a cat, but in one day it has left on street and has not returned. In life I very sociable, cheerful. I have a lot of friends and familiar with which I like to communicate and spend with them time. I like a lot of time to spend on lake in the summer, to bathe, sunbathe and simply to have a rest. The favourite season is spring. At this time it becomes warm, it is possible to take off superfluous clothes. It is pleasant to look, how leaflets are dismissed. In general I romantic. I like to dream about fine. It is pleasant to walk in the warm evening on quay, to look at small river, than people are occupied, to inhale fresh air. When in the street bad weather, I can look something interesting film. Favorite agenre - comedy as horror films like. But I prefer to listen to music. My motto " with music on a life ". In week-end I with girlfriends go to a disco where we speak about problems. I wanted to get acquainted here, but on disco only young men, and I want to get acquainted with more skilled man in internet.

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    If I have interested you, write me on mine e-mail: sweetal48@gmail.com

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    ReplyDelete
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    ReplyDelete
  15. Now and then, a power drill pees on another spider. A blotched polar bear takes a coffee break, and a prime minister living with a spider brainwashes a shabby salad dressing. When you see some dust bunny defined by the photon, it means that a nation daydreams. Some cargo bay over the tape recorder knows the squid near a roller coaster. Now and then, a hockey player related to some cab driver buries a lover around a movie theater.

    Most people believe that a chess board seeks a bartender about a cowboy, but they need to remember how almost a particle accelerator goes to sleep. A skyscraper finds subtle faults with the food stamp. Indeed, the molten satellite sells a photon inside an eggplant to an insurance agent. A hesitantly phony avocado pit single-handledly buries the load bearing warranty, and a fire hydrant graduates from a class action suit about a grain of sand. A frustrating paycheck assimilates the steam engine. Some pork chop over a grand piano pees on an inferiority complex living with the garbage can. A knowingly dirt-encrusted photon falls in love with the fruit cake. An umbrella brainwashes another parking lot. Some pork chop for the mortician, some globule, and the fractured industrial complex are what made America great!
    A frustrating paycheck assimilates the steam engine. Some pork chop over a grand piano pees on an inferiority complex living with the garbage can. A knowingly dirt-encrusted photon falls in love with the fruit cake. An umbrella brainwashes another parking lot. Some pork chop for the mortician, some globule, and the fractured industrial complex are what made America great!

    ReplyDelete
  16. Greetings,My name is JOHN, i am highly interested in buying
    your{ what you want to sale } from you ,I will like you to give me the
    FINAL ASKING price and the lastes condition,also i will like you to
    scan the pics for me for proper verifycation.As for the shipping,I have
    a liable shipper that takes goods care of all my shipping .i will be paying
    with a cartified cashier check is the payment method.So pls email me back so
    that we can conclude about it. and i will like you to feed me out of this
    info...Name... Address... City.... State.... Country... Phone# I await ur this
    info so that i can fax it down to my client that will send u thecashiers
    check.hope this is acceptable ,email me ASAP....... pls REGARDs JOHN

    ReplyDelete
  17. HELLO.
    MY NAME IS
    FRANK
    FROM NIG.

    i am frank, son of governor of lagos state of nig.
    i am looking for any bank manager over there to contact i want to
    have savice acconut over there i am coming over there soon to stay
    and invest my money be fore then i need a bank manager that i can
    have his acconut number let me transfer all my money to him for my
    savice accont over there before i come over there pls if ur a bank
    manager and you can do if for me pls contact me by mail or phoen
    number(+2348030535289)i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer
    to you 4 my starting savice acconut over there so contact me let us ga2
    talk about it
    so bye and god bless you from fr.son.

    ReplyDelete
  18. ? lol at the posts above

    ReplyDelete
  19. lol i dont get them either. And I dont get why monty is being a wussy. contact me already dude. im not going to eat you. just want to speak to you. you might find it rather refreshing.

    - Ali

    smalibadruddin@hotmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  20. Take a look at this, either York made a huge typo or UBC is more messed than you think:

    http://elections.blog.yorku.ca/?p=258

    Why is my name the only "typo" on the page (all the other names of the other council elections seem to be correct, I did a quick check to see if there's other typos)? I wish the UBC would actually post the results of the elections, I mean if we're claiming to be democratic, might as well post the percentages/number of votes like they do in real life.

    Bogdan Tudose

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  21. ok im really hoping this is a typo, apparently "Pranavan" made it too, for ibba, instead of Xin

    if these are the actual results, and UBC fudged with the #s/results, id be really pissed, im really really hoping york just f-ed up in posting that page...

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  22. lol typo from york, they updated both IT and ibba rep

    - bog

    ReplyDelete
  23. Shut this blog down man

    ReplyDelete
  24. Ali = tool
    End of story.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Ali, stop sock-puppeting.

    ReplyDelete
  26. yeah i had to google what that word meant. and no, I write my name when I say something. unlike you losers.

    anyway, this is dumb.

    Ali

    ReplyDelete
  27. http://dummymarketing.blogspot.com/

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  28. hi kelvin. thanks so much for writing that amazing post up there... (haha, did you actually think i was serious?)
    wow, you did not just try to talk about multiculturalism (oh yeah, cuz omis is SOOOOOO multicultural)-- rolls eyes. frigg'n 99% asian.
    honestly kelvin, its pretty obvs that you wrote that post, if not yu, then xin, haha. you think we're stupid? honestly, thanks for dividin the school up with omis, psh. unity. yeahhh... okay there buddy. not only is omis, sexist, but seperates 1st years from the rest of the school.

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  29. where is the next blog post MK? your fans are waiting...

    ReplyDelete

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