You're invited to Duncan Yang's Asian Glow Jam!Good god. That guy's face is redder than Kelvin Ng's asshole. So Duncan's a fourth year and everyone would definitely love to celebrate with him right?
Here's some posts:
"i have to go to another birthday!" (why the exclamation mark?)
"work='(" (only asians cry like that)
"i think i'm home the whole time...but thanx!" -- i like this. translation: "i'm not doing anything, but i still don't won't to go to your birthday party"
Even Azim Panju is bailing on Duncan for a finance competition at Mcgill. There's probably hotter girls there.
I predict 5 guys, 1 girl, and 1 Jamesious will show up. Actually, the fact that Apex is having their night event at the same time and place means that only 1 guy, 1 girl and 1 jamesious, which makes for some weird sexual tension all night.
If anyone has any complaints, please call the dumb fuck hotline: 416-399-6720
**Note any one who "wins" this chance to party with Duncan Yang is actually a loser and thus paradoxically sucks dick.
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i think duncan's the one on the left...not the guy in the middle with the red face...
ReplyDeletechu, kim, who cares.
ReplyDeletehis first name is so ridiculous it warrants an urban dictionary entry: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jamesious
Can it get any worse?
Oh wait, it can. He's actually a chick with a dick.
What is this festering turd of a "blog"
ReplyDeleteGo outside
i think the vince guy is kinda cute actually :)
ReplyDeletehilarious both of them r the actg slaves! suckers = actg ppl
ReplyDeletewinners = mktg ppl
haha i think two comments back was written by vince himself
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