Showing posts with label leon wu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label leon wu. Show all posts

Monday, December 21, 2009

Merry Christmas and a Happy Jew Year


Ever wonder what's actually going on in this obscure display pic.
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Joke #1: Looks like Dave wants it in the Junebum.
Joke #2: This is the cover for E-Man and the Masturbation of the Unibrow**.
Joke #3: Is it cold in here or are you just Asian?
Joke #4: You

**Almost as homoerotic as the original

Thank god for those stalker lists on facebook finally revealing who goes on facebook with a tissue box nearby. Who's the winner here? Daniel Balint.
Jia Z


Palka


Jamesious

oops sorry wrong link, that's for our next post about why you should stay the fuck away from Dave Kim.

Daniel, thanks for continuing on the proud Schulich tradition of creeping. Somewhere in a tranny-infested alley in Thailand, Rob McKee is smiling...rather creepily...for various reasons.

Anyone seen Leon Wu's self-portrait on his profile? For the 99% of Schulich who aren't his friend here it is:

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Wow Leon! did you do that all by yourself?? If you think about it, it kinda looks like a pussy with a giant clit but I didn't know Leon was so cognizant of his own looks. That's pretty good but not as good as this:


Wanna see evidence of the declining grade admission requirements for Schulich? Before you burn your computer at the stake, I'm just affirming some well established facts 1 2. Absence of evidence does not mean evidence of absence.

That's why I'm a Scientologist :)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

You Know You Go To Schulich When...

This post was inspired by a shitty facebook group. Seems like a simple enough premise yet it elicits some lame responses.

- you can talk about SWOT and it has nothing to do with the police (Leon)
Oh yeah, the famous SWOT teams in the police force right Leon? Asian Fail. It's SWAT dumbass as in Special Weapons And Tactics. WTF would SWOT be? Special Weapons Or Tactics?

-you randomly chant different cheers for no apparent reason...
Who the fuck ever randomly chants cheers at Schulich. Did I miss something? Did Schulich turn into High School Musical 4? Is Rob McKee singing "I like 'em Young" in the middle of the marketplace? Only in his mind.

-"getting raped" becomes a daily routine.. of course not sexually..
Of course not, you're far too ugly.

-your weekday is more enjoyable than your weekend (Mike Qin)
Loser Alert! Loser Alert! Loser Alert! Maybe if you weren't buying knockoff scarves from p-mall you'd be having a better time.

-you have professors like walter perchal who reminds us how fucked we are as leaders of business (Rohin)
Then you should be glad you're retarded and will be working for those leaders.

-you categorize your friends into "highschool" & "schuilch" on msn, and noticing that the number of ppl online in the "highschool" group decreases while ppl in "schulich" increases exponentially (Mike Qin)
Let me work this out here. Schulich friends: 0^100,000 = 0. Yeah that makes sense Mike.

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