This post was inspired by a shitty facebook group. Seems like a simple enough premise yet it elicits some lame responses.
- you can talk about SWOT and it has nothing to do with the police (Leon)
Oh yeah, the famous SWOT teams in the police force right Leon? Asian Fail. It's SWAT dumbass as in Special Weapons And Tactics. WTF would SWOT be? Special Weapons Or Tactics?
-you randomly chant different cheers for no apparent reason...
Who the fuck ever randomly chants cheers at Schulich. Did I miss something? Did Schulich turn into High School Musical 4? Is Rob McKee singing "I like 'em Young" in the middle of the marketplace? Only in his mind.
-"getting raped" becomes a daily routine.. of course not sexually..
Of course not, you're far too ugly.
-your weekday is more enjoyable than your weekend (Mike Qin)
Loser Alert! Loser Alert! Loser Alert! Maybe if you weren't buying knockoff scarves from p-mall you'd be having a better time.
-you have professors like walter perchal who reminds us how fucked we are as leaders of business (Rohin)
Then you should be glad you're retarded and will be working for those leaders.
-you categorize your friends into "highschool" & "schuilch" on msn, and noticing that the number of ppl online in the "highschool" group decreases while ppl in "schulich" increases exponentially (Mike Qin)
Let me work this out here. Schulich friends: 0^100,000 = 0. Yeah that makes sense Mike.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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lmfaoooooooo at mckee, wow!!
ReplyDeletethe Rob Mckee thing is absolutely true lol ahahahahah; in his head o yeah
ReplyDeletehmm this post wasnt that funny really. ol' monty karl is losing it...
ReplyDeleteMonty..... study for exams.... ooOoOoooOOOooooOoO hahahaha, after that, maybe you can actually get out and go to superpub hahahahahahaaaaaaaa. o wait, you won't, cause you have no friends.
ReplyDeletePlease get laid my friend,
Your a loser,
Al
$20 on this guy being a /b/tard. Or at least visiting /b/ once per week.
ReplyDeleteNot having much luck with your Digg submissions, eh?
Funny how the above comment is written by "anonymous"
ReplyDeleteyou're jealous of al the people on UBC.
ReplyDeletemaybe u should try running if you want it that bad
'Funny how the above comment is written by "anonymous"'
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I didn't even consider that when I wrote it. Nice catch.
Did Mike Fu cockslap you when you came to schulich, Monty? You seem to have some serious envy
ReplyDeletemike fu just took over. u mean narbe. and btw:
ReplyDelete"you're jealous of al the people on UBC.
maybe u should try running if you want it that bad"
why are you assuming it isnt a ubc douche doing all this?
"why are you assuming it isnt a ubc douche doing all this?"
ReplyDeleteBecause the odds are that a guy who hates Schulich and hates UBC is not on UBC?
or...the odds are that it is a guy on UBC who is hating on other UBC members and picking on random people at Schulich.
ReplyDeletewelcome to the world of politics.
and besides. only a very popular person can write about so many different groups of people.
and last but not least, why are you assuming its one person. because its not.
- Bernini
i agree, manyfest and ssbmaint are related, and the guy on ssbmain knew a lot about the ubc constitution...
ReplyDeletewho would go through the trouble to read all the lines of a constitution but some1 who's already been on the ubc and had to read it for a meeting...
Thank you. and notice insider information such as anthony being the sponsorship director and getting "gino's pizza"
ReplyDeletewho would know this but someone who was in the meeting when anthony said that? There are other examples.
There are many trails this dude/group of dudes are leaving. (believe it or not)
- Bernini
why post anonymously bernini when you're leaving a sig??
ReplyDeleteI might be knowledgeable about schulich affairs, but a tech wizard I am not. too lazy to make a profile.
ReplyDeletedont ask why i post anonymously, rather ask why "Bernini".
- Bernini
To be honest, Bernini, it just looks like you're having a conversation with yourself right now.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I know about Monty, he goes by the name "hollowweeds" on Digg:
http://digg.com/users/hollowweeds
You can tell because his two oldest submissions are links to posts that used to exist on this blog which he obviously deleted.
Aside from the obviously pathetic self-promotion (who the hell submits their own blog to Digg?) we now know that Monty used to have a "funny picture dump" on this blog.
Now, as for your hypothesis, I have this response:
If Monty was really on UBC, he had the power to come out and voice these opinions constructively. Instead, he chose to do it anonymously. Therefore, he either is not on UBC or he is a complete pussy.
So who the fuck UBC do you suspect it is "Bernini"? Got a tinfoil hat to go with your conspiracy theories?
ReplyDeleteYou're probably just Monty posting as anon right now.
Hey, this says it was written by Monty Karl:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1498742
Nice poem Monty! My favourite part is this:
"Love is something you cannot buy
Or have to earn before you die
It’s a gift that’s really hard to find"
Monty def. wrote those poems. The big pussy posts shit about others, makes fun of them, and on top of that, writes poems.
ReplyDeleteA class act. A true innovator. What a guy.
Al
why would he publicly diss the cips, mike qin and others if he was on UBC?? if anything that gives him more of a reason to stay anonymous so he doesn't have to deal with shit during meetings and whatnot
ReplyDeleteor... it could be some1 who's already been on ubc in the past..
^ Yes, obviously if he wanted to make fun of fat people and call the Cips gay he would have to do it anonymously. The point is that if he was on UBC he had the opportunity and the power to voice his opinions constructively and instead he chose to act like a 13-year-old down-syndrome lobotomy patient.
ReplyDelete^lmao
ReplyDeleteno. its because during ubc meetings, he has to be diplomatic, so he chooses other channels where he can rat cips and others out.
ReplyDeleteThe ubc is very political. its a lot of "backstabbing" and making fun of other ubc members behind their backs. having a blog only helps this cause.
- Bernini
I agree with bernini and his theory
ReplyDeletesecond that
ReplyDelete^^ Monty agreeing because he isn't really on UBC.
ReplyDeleteGlad you guys see the light. How did you not suspect it could be someone from UBC.
ReplyDeleteif you think everyone on UBC is best friends with each other, think again.
I might add here, Monty is not one person, Monty is a group of 2-3 people.
- Bernini
I have nothing to hide.
ReplyDeleteI'll let you figure out who I am. The answer lies within.
- Bernini
guys have u seen ssbmaint is down? haha maybe the guys are getting scared you're making all these connections and chickened out lol
ReplyDeleteOr maybe the administration already got to them?
ReplyDeleteGianni Niro.
ReplyDeleteOr someone who loves architecture?
lol I dont get the last post. someone who loves architecture?
ReplyDeleteand what bout Gianni Niro.
and yes...ssbmaint doesnt seem to be active. the blogs are pretty hilarious tho.
- Bernini
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ReplyDeletehey author. whyd u remove that first post by daniel?
ReplyDeleteid be interested to see what he wrote
Easy Daniel, we all know ubc is a power grab by most members and you may have the few that are on the council for the right reasons. But with that mix, the power hungry s.o.b's will always bring down the legitimacy of what your trying to do. Everyone can seee right through you and understand what you are actually out to achieve
ReplyDeleteWhat is with people thinking UBC has an evil hidden agenda? I'm not on UBC, but I'm pretty curious.
ReplyDeleteSo what exactly is Daniel trying to do?
ReplyDeleteand to anonymous # one gazillion, ubc has no evil hidden agenda. who said they do? my only problem is most of them dont do shit.
- Bernini
@Bernini
ReplyDelete"Everyone can seee right through you and understand what you are actually out to achieve"
What is it?
beats me. i dont think it was directed to me. it was directed to daniel. id be interested in knowing what he is trying to achieve as well.
ReplyDeleteif i knew better, id say it was a general statement. in general, students can see right thru ubc members. whether they are power hungry or actually trying to achieve something.
- Bernini
Wow, I must be clueless then, because I don't see their true motivations at all.
ReplyDeleteperhaps they're there to get laid
ReplyDeletelol. ofcourse ubc does work. they have to. how else would all these events happen? but its generally the senior members running the show.
ReplyDeletemy only prob is that thats all they do - carry out a list of events.
Out of 12, only a couple would really add value to the school.
- Bernini
Hey Bernini,
ReplyDeleteI'm curious, who on ubc would you say adds value to the school?
hi guys, jean adams here
ReplyDeletejust thought I should stop by and remind you guys that adding value to organizations is very important
LOL @ jean adams
ReplyDeletewho adds value? did you just ask me that? what are you, some ignorant Schulich citizen? go msg each ubc exec on facebook, ask "what did you do for Schulich" and find out yourself.
And if you dont like what you hear, then don't re-elect the same dumbfucks.
- Bernini
I propose we elect Monty to UBC next year. Yeah, he adds a lot of value to Schulich by whining about it.
ReplyDeleteyou already did.
ReplyDelete- Bernini
Who is he, Bernini, oh wise one?
ReplyDeleteWho is he?..."he"? you mean they. I thought I went through this before.
ReplyDeleteas for the other one, Bernini is not a Da Vinci Code character dumbshit. Get your facts straight.
- Bernini
I'm pretty sure it was a joke, Bernini. Christ, you're an antsy character.
ReplyDeletehahaha, perhaps.
ReplyDeleteol monty karl is writing exams right now so he won't be posting for some time. isn't that cute?
- Bernini
Let's hope he graduates this year so he can be free from the pain that Schulich causes him. Poor boy.
ReplyDeletelmfao. Bernini LOLLL you actually made me laugh out loud when you went haywire over the Da Vinci Code comment.
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke, clearly. Anyway, dude - its bad enough someone IS doing this, but claiming to know who it is, let alone hinting that it is a particular group of people is stupid
either you say who you think it is along with the facts to back it up
or
you avoid it all together
your making the situation worse than it needs to be
- Thomas Oliver
Wikipedia that shit. Epic.
how did i go haywire. bernini isnt a da vinci character. lol. i didnt think i was too harsh there.
ReplyDeleteand ofcourse i claim to know quite a bit about what goes around in my school. thats cuz i should. im in a position to. the rest is for you to decipher.
hows the situation getting any worse? i find all this mildy entertaining actually. go monty.
- Bernini
^ Amateur troll.
ReplyDeleteyou guyz are crazy.
ReplyDeletesome guy is ranting on a blog and you all jump to some sort of ubc conspiracy. its just as likely to be someone on ubc as it is someone from york.
also, i search for monty karl and it seems like its a common pen name. my best guess is that there is some reason that he chose it, possibly alluding to his identity.
(p.s. i get the irony that i jumped to a conspiracy theory in the last paragraph)
lmao.
ReplyDelete"what the fuck do you want?" is that minhaj? haha.
- Bernini
P.S. yay monty is back with another post. looks like he is done exams.
You know you're in Schulich when you have a "fraternity" that takes pictures with blue dildos on their boat cruise "parties".
ReplyDeletelmao, i love the quotes around "parties"
ReplyDeletehttp://dummymarketing.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeletelmao this is jokes
ReplyDelete