Shit Runners United

"Well, if it's got a photoshopped logo, then it must be legit!"
-- Schulich students
** Note: Man U are bigger pussies than accountants.

Finally, Schulich has been blessed with a running club. I can't believe Cip pulled this one off. How the hell did he get admin approval for this? Or the funding...you know those safety reflective tapes aren't cheap. Unless your name is Ali Badruddin, you of course are not oblivious to sarcasm. But I gotta say, I like Jonathan's political style. Suck dick, do nothing. Oh wait, did I say I liked that? I mean I tried it. Moving on...

Since everyone in Schulich (except one "special" case) can run, this is just as useful as the Schulich Eating Club. That is, a club where Schulichers eat and not a club where people eat Schulich (sorry Key). How about Loser Virgins United? Fuck, OMIS already did that.

How about an Ugly Asian Girl Association? All the white guys would definitely join!

This week in dumb status updates

Key Cheung is PARMA domani :).

I sure hope that's not the name of a woman she ate...or an entire restaurant. You know like, she stole her soul or something.

Ambika Maheshwari just bought an ice cap to aid her in her studying. It is official, she is a university student.
No, going to university makes you an official university student. Buying coffee from Tim Hortons is what hobos do to warm themselves up when they've already pissed on themselves.

Carolina Mondonedo is Whitby has failed me.....
Whitby? Is that what she calls her utter lack of a brain and body? She's missing so many things she could perform the Wizard of Oz alone.

Minhaj Amin is Double's Ping Pong invitational this coming Tuesday. 16 Teams FINALIZED now the preparations will be made. The EVENT is now OPEN so whoever wants can JOIN!!
My guess. The only people that will be at this event will likely have the names Ping and Pong. Hell, Ying and Yang might show up. Ching has RSVP'd but no word on Chong.**Note: Only one of these people actually exists...but not really.

Greg Gdotb Barr is the world's greatest
World's greatest what? blowjob? cum-bucket? We do know he's not the world's greatest at hiding his gay check-outs. He's just itching for a taste of his barr. Furthermore, if you're gonna make your middle name on facebook your initials, at least make sure you don't sound like a medieval ogre. "Grrr, Gdotb hungry for balls. Must call OMIS meeting! or attend lame ping-pong tourny"