I sure hope that's not the name of a woman she ate...or an entire restaurant. You know like, she stole her soul or something.
Ambika Maheshwari just bought an ice cap to aid her in her studying. It is official, she is a university student.
No, going to university makes you an official university student. Buying coffee from Tim Hortons is what hobos do to warm themselves up when they've already pissed on themselves.
Carolina Mondonedo is Whitby has failed me.....
Whitby? Is that what she calls her utter lack of a brain and body? She's missing so many things she could perform the Wizard of Oz alone.
Minhaj Amin is Double's Ping Pong invitational this coming Tuesday. 16 Teams FINALIZED now the preparations will be made. The EVENT is now OPEN so whoever wants can JOIN!!
My guess. The only people that will be at this event will likely have the names Ping and Pong. Hell, Ying and Yang might show up. Ching has RSVP'd but no word on Chong.**Note: Only one of these people actually exists...but not really.
Greg Gdotb Barr is the world's greatest
World's greatest what? blowjob? cum-bucket? We do know he's not the world's greatest at hiding his gay check-outs. He's just itching for a taste of his barr. Furthermore, if you're gonna make your middle name on facebook your initials, at least make sure you don't sound like a medieval ogre. "Grrr, Gdotb hungry for balls. Must call OMIS meeting!
or attend lame ping-pong tourny"
Ambika Maheshwari just bought an ice cap to aid her in her studying. It is official, she is a university student.
No, going to university makes you an official university student. Buying coffee from Tim Hortons is what hobos do to warm themselves up when they've already pissed on themselves.
Carolina Mondonedo is Whitby has failed me.....
Whitby? Is that what she calls her utter lack of a brain and body? She's missing so many things she could perform the Wizard of Oz alone.
Minhaj Amin is Double's Ping Pong invitational this coming Tuesday. 16 Teams FINALIZED now the preparations will be made. The EVENT is now OPEN so whoever wants can JOIN!!
My guess. The only people that will be at this event will likely have the names Ping and Pong. Hell, Ying and Yang might show up. Ching has RSVP'd but no word on Chong.**Note: Only one of these people actually exists...but not really.
Greg Gdotb Barr is the world's greatest
World's greatest what? blowjob? cum-bucket? We do know he's not the world's greatest at hiding his gay check-outs. He's just itching for a taste of his barr. Furthermore, if you're gonna make your middle name on facebook your initials, at least make sure you don't sound like a medieval ogre. "Grrr, Gdotb hungry for balls. Must call OMIS meeting!
or attend lame ping-pong tourny"
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throwing your friends under the bus: priceless.
ReplyDeletecorrection: facebook friends
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that picture is too priceless
ReplyDeletethats jason sanio, when he was 11
ReplyDeletethis is pure gold.
ReplyDeletewell done.
did you put it on dumbstatus.com?
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