djmaximus.net
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Prospective Club Manager:
Hmm, I'm looking to book a DJ. Oh, DJ Maximus, that sounds...compensating. Let's just take a look at this gallery an-- AHHH!
This guy sends more people running for the doors than fires. I like the bandana and glasses combo. It screams "I'm tough but I like to read fantasy novels too". He's got some pretty good mixes though. Yeah, he can mix the body of an Asian with the head of an amphibian. And what the fuck is up with his e-mail: Patrick.Ian.Maximus.Porter@hotmail.com.Oooh, you can come up with words from P-I-M-P. First of all, that's fucking retarded. Second of all, Max Chan has never been known as or called Patrick, Ian, Maximus, or Porter ever. That's like making an e-mail: Steve.Ear.Xylophone.Yanghe@hotmail.com. Yeah man I'm Yang, I'm sexy. Speaking of which, if that's Yang then Ying must be a smoking hot asian bitch. But of course that could never happen at Schulich.
Love ya like carmen loves...to whore it up.
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Amphibian: Salamander/Frog?
ReplyDeleteOh common. Be nice. The jersey and hoodie combo just screams badass.
ReplyDeleteyeah i think i saw a kid wearing that combo at old navy
ReplyDeleteholier than thou posts from Schulich what a surprise
ReplyDeleteQuack!
ReplyDeleteThis ones pretty funny... but you know you don`t have much on a guy when you make fun of their email address for half of it
ReplyDeletethe picture does it all
ReplyDeleteHey Monty Karl, double feature? I feature you in my post, you feature me?
ReplyDeletehes obviously not ashamed of the picture. or he wouldn`t have it posted right there on his website lol
ReplyDeleteDon't need to. His mixes speak for themselves.
ReplyDeleteThe beer says: I'm getting an asian glow
ReplyDeleteThe Atlanta Jersey says: I shop at Value Village
P.I.M.P. says: Illegitimate Platypus
The music says: you call that music?
a-mazing,
ReplyDeletei've been waiting for someone to publicly rip on MaxVC for sooo long.
where is his pic with sunglasses and dollar bills?