You're invited to Duncan Yang's Asian Glow Jam!Good god. That guy's face is redder than Kelvin Ng's asshole. So Duncan's a fourth year and everyone would definitely love to celebrate with him right?
Here's some posts:
"i have to go to another birthday!" (why the exclamation mark?)
"work='(" (only asians cry like that)
"i think i'm home the whole time...but thanx!" -- i like this. translation: "i'm not doing anything, but i still don't won't to go to your birthday party"
Even Azim Panju is bailing on Duncan for a finance competition at Mcgill. There's probably hotter girls there.
I predict 5 guys, 1 girl, and 1 Jamesious will show up. Actually, the fact that Apex is having their night event at the same time and place means that only 1 guy, 1 girl and 1 jamesious, which makes for some weird sexual tension all night.
If anyone has any complaints, please call the dumb fuck hotline: 416-399-6720
**Note any one who "wins" this chance to party with Duncan Yang is actually a loser and thus paradoxically sucks dick.
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