Worst...DJ...Ever

Schulich's resident platypus, DJ Maximus is trying go viral. No not STDs because DJ Max has virgin-proofed himself from those. No, he too has a shitty blog.

djmaximus.net
Check it out yourself if you want to see what failure looks like.**Warning: May be contagious

Prospective Club Manager:
Hmm, I'm looking to book a DJ. Oh, DJ Maximus, that sounds...compensating. Let's just take a look at this gallery an-- AHHH!

This guy sends more people running for the doors than fires. I like the bandana and glasses combo. It screams "I'm tough but I like to read fantasy novels too". He's got some pretty good mixes though. Yeah, he can mix the body of an Asian with the head of an amphibian. And what the fuck is up with his e-mail: Patrick.Ian.Maximus.Porter@hotmail.com.
Oooh, you can come up with words from P-I-M-P. First of all, that's fucking retarded. Second of all, Max Chan has never been known as or called Patrick, Ian, Maximus, or Porter ever. That's like making an e-mail: Steve.Ear.Xylophone.Yanghe@hotmail.com. Yeah man I'm Yang, I'm sexy. Speaking of which, if that's Yang then Ying must be a smoking hot asian bitch. But of course that could never happen at Schulich.

Love ya like carmen loves...to whore it up.