Shit Runners United

"Well, if it's got a photoshopped logo, then it must be legit!"
-- Schulich students
** Note: Man U are bigger pussies than accountants.

Finally, Schulich has been blessed with a running club. I can't believe Cip pulled this one off. How the hell did he get admin approval for this? Or the funding...you know those safety reflective tapes aren't cheap. Unless your name is Ali Badruddin, you of course are not oblivious to sarcasm. But I gotta say, I like Jonathan's political style. Suck dick, do nothing. Oh wait, did I say I liked that? I mean I tried it. Moving on...

Since everyone in Schulich (except one "special" case) can run, this is just as useful as the Schulich Eating Club. That is, a club where Schulichers eat and not a club where people eat Schulich (sorry Key). How about Loser Virgins United? Fuck, OMIS already did that.

How about an Ugly Asian Girl Association? All the white guys would definitely join!

The Cips So Weird, They...

Yes another lame "finish the sentence" post.
I was reading some user comments and thought of how the sentence "The Cips are soo weird, they..." can end with anything you can think of and it would still sound plausible.

Let me get things started off here.

The Cips are so weird, they jack each other off with their left hands because its as if they were jacking themselves off with their right hand.

Smack a Bitch

I think we all know the same three or four black women who work at Timothy's/Tuchner's (They of course, are not allowed in the Executive Dining Hall). If you do, you are sure to know the shitty fucking service the give. I try to order a sandwich an the bitch looks at me like I asked her to read a book. "Excuse me? I ain't taking no shit from no college degree, harvard ass motherfucker". At this point, I'd advise you to smack that bitch. Or at least the equivalent like saying "fuck you you fat blob (you know which one i'm talking about) why don't you roll over there and earn the $4.50 that brown guy pays you so you can buy more rolls to put on your stomach" I fucking hate them!

You're all fucking losers

Ok really, who the fuck takes the time to solve a crytogram? Yes it's a stupid message but you know what really stupid? YOU. But if you little chicklings are hungry for hate, let me regurgitate some things here.

The new UBC? Absolute shit. Check out their website which it still breaking us with strike updates.
http://www.ubc.schulich.yorku.ca/

You'll notice that nowhere on the site can you find the names and pictures and the new ubc. My guess? They're still trying to figure out who the fuck Sue Song, Sen Qin, and Xin Zhang are. They sound like Kung Fu masters but look like Kung Pao servers.

And two Cips...in two positions?! Let's not get carried away here. Where's Anthony going to get sponsorship from? Gino's Pizza? Maybe he should ask for money next time he sucks Narbe's dick. All I can say for marketing is prepare for an onslaught of cut and paste videos from Jonathan's Macbook.

Did anyone get laid at the hawaiian pub night? Judging by the people there I hope not. Here are four people who for humanity's sake, never get laid. No reason.

Oh yeah, and get a life. Read something other than stupid blogs like a textbook. Yes, I'm talking to you Kamran "suck dick for a 5.0 gpa" Jessani. That's right, I know about that.

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