Monday, April 13, 2009

You're all fucking losers

Ok really, who the fuck takes the time to solve a crytogram? Yes it's a stupid message but you know what really stupid? YOU. But if you little chicklings are hungry for hate, let me regurgitate some things here.

The new UBC? Absolute shit. Check out their website which it still breaking us with strike updates.
http://www.ubc.schulich.yorku.ca/

You'll notice that nowhere on the site can you find the names and pictures and the new ubc. My guess? They're still trying to figure out who the fuck Sue Song, Sen Qin, and Xin Zhang are. They sound like Kung Fu masters but look like Kung Pao servers.

And two Cips...in two positions?! Let's not get carried away here. Where's Anthony going to get sponsorship from? Gino's Pizza? Maybe he should ask for money next time he sucks Narbe's dick. All I can say for marketing is prepare for an onslaught of cut and paste videos from Jonathan's Macbook.

Did anyone get laid at the hawaiian pub night? Judging by the people there I hope not. Here are four people who for humanity's sake, never get laid. No reason.


Oh yeah, and get a life. Read something other than stupid blogs like a textbook. Yes, I'm talking to you Kamran "suck dick for a 5.0 gpa" Jessani. That's right, I know about that.

8 comments:

  1. the asian chick on the first pic (right) looks like she's been creamed on her face a few too many times.

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  2. i think it's called acne.

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  3. then why didn't you vote for the non-asian people running for UBC? You get what you vote for, dipshits.

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  4. its not creamed its more like a BUKAKKE on her face!!!!

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  5. Jessani is so smooth in just within weeks! She is so happy with the result she got with ProActiv!
    The Asian girls and the boy just ordered some refining mask. They are totally impressed with the result! ORDER NOW at http://www.proactiv.com/!!!

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  6. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

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  7. haha did like pick up some key words and insert them into the ad?

    "jessani is so smooth" hahahaha

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  8. HEY MAN ITS LYSOL AND WYNDEX WANT TO TEAM UP TO WRITE CRAP ABOUT PPL TOGETHER! YEA WE CAN BE DOUCHEBAGS TOGETHER. MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS, CAUSE WE DONT HAVE ANY. WOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Al

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